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It was taken off the site, but I still managed to get a hold of it. I archive this purely for posterity.
Praise be to Allaah.
A mermaid is a creature that lives in water and looks like a human. As to whether it really exists or it is a mythical being, that is subject to further discussion.
It says in a footnote in al-Mawsoo’ah al-Fiqhiyyah (5/129): From the modern academic resources that are available to us, it may be understood that the mermaid, which is called Sirène in French, is a mythical creature that is described in fairy tales as having an upper body like a woman and a lower half like a fish.
An Assyrian black obelisk depicting the Jewish King Jehu bowing to the Assyrian king Shalmaneser III (825 B.C.) . (Written in cuneiform: “The tribute of Jehu, son of Omri: I received from him silver, gold, a golden bowl, a golden vase with pointed bottom, golden tumblers, golden buckets, tin, a staff for a king [and] spears.”) (2 Kings 10:32)
Many Christians would claim that Jesus is also the God of the Old Testament. According to their line of reasoning , one would have to say that the actions and orders of God in the Old Testament are not only His, but also of Jesus; one in the same.
Now, to the topic at hand, what is the stance of Jesus on Abortion?
According to a former Texas Governor , Miriam Amanda Wallace “Ma” Ferguson :
If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it ought to be good enough for the children of Texas.